Along Came Polly

So while at work today it hits me out of no where that I need to go number 2. I usually only do that in the privacy of my own home but couldn't wait. So I run downstairs to use the restroom at work. I get all done and there is no toilet paper anywhere...all that there is is rough paper towels. Damn! What is a girl to do. So I decide to bare through the pain of using paper towels only to clog the toilet with them. As all of this is going on the image of Ben Stiller pops in to my head from the movie Along Came Polly. At least I didn't use an expensive loofah! Lesson of the day always hold it until you get home!